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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, April 24th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Jason's pelvic floor therapy yesterday

0:18 EMAIL: In an ER nurse, patient had to clamp off his penis to avoid linking

0:27 Opening day sales at a new Buckee's broke records/Buckee's peanut butter puck

0:34   NEWS

0:34   SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION

0:34 An old lady driver did U-turn in the middle of the road, crashed into another car

0:38 Old driver crashed into a gift shop

0:41 Garbage truck dumped garbage juice all over a neighborhood street

0:46 Rideshare driver realized a package she picked up had drugs in it

0:50 An old lady outsmarted some scammers

0:55 New baby elephant born at the zoo

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59   CELEBRITY DIRT

0:59 Mike Vrabel cheating scandal blows up

1:13 The first round of the NFL draft

1:17 Ric Flair claims to have slept with 20k women

1:19 One of the strangest plays in MLB history

1:20 Kid was given a baseball at a Red Sox game, he threw it back on the field

1:21 Kid caught ball in glove, handed it to him sister

1:22 Spotify's most streamed artists of all-time

1:24 Update on the new Michael Jackson movie

1:26 Live Nation's Summer of Live ticket promotion

1:28 New Miami Vice movie

1:30 How Dave Grohl takes care of his vocal chords

1:30 Vinyl record sales continue to grow

1:35   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:36   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

1:36 Guy attacked Subway employee for giving him stale bread

1:42 Guy was shot after pointing a crossbow at cops

1:49 Dentist accused of groping patients on laughing gas

1:56 Young guy peed on merchandise in store, finally identified and arrested

1:58 Criminal caught hiding in an AC vent

2:00 Woman was locked inside of a store for most of the night

2:09 Couple of shirtless climbers had to be rescued

2:12 Nature event mistaken for nudist event

2:16 Men under 25 think porn should be more difficult to access

2:21   PERVERT OF THE DAY

2:21 Couple banned for life from an airline after engaging in inappropriate acts

2:27   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:28   ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:28 EMAIL: Friend's wife made revealed something shocking to him

2:38 EMAIL: Wife is addicted to TikTok

2:44 EMAIL: Wondering when being a douche outweighs hotness

2:47 EMAIL: Wedding coming up, best man wants to propose to his girlfriend at their reception

2:54   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:55   NEWS

2:55   BITCH'S TRIPPIN'

2:55 Drunk driver told cops she needed that booze to stay awake

2:57 Wildfires continue to rage in the south

3:00 Guy showed up dressed as a firefighter to fight a fire, was not a firefighter

3:02 Guy tried to put out a fire using a garden hose

3:07   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:08 High rent is causing people to rent sleeping pods

3:11 Airline allowing passengers to make audio and video calls during flight

3:14 Charity pairs elderly people with super car owners for joyrides

3:18   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:27   THOSE FOOGIN' ITALIANS

3:27 Twin brothers were electrocuted while trying to save a pigeon from power lines

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak on a Friday, bitches, coming up on this edition of the show.

0:05.3

I said what, what in the butt.

0:07.5

I said what, what in the butt?

0:09.4

Was something or someone in Jason's butt yesterday?

0:14.0

Oh, my.

0:14.8

You'll be shocked to hear what happened.

0:17.0

Also, we were shocked to hear that old men clamp their dicks off to stop it from leaking.

0:22.6

You don't clamp you a dick, Dave?

0:23.8

I do not. It's crazy. We'll get into that.

0:26.9

A lady named Hooters caught me by surprise.

0:30.1

She sure did. Something about her did.

0:32.1

There was an assault at Subway. You'll find out why.

0:35.8

And why you should not bring a crossbow to a gunfight is another thing we'll talk about,

0:41.2

which led to Lisa asking if Jason and I were cornbread lovers.

0:46.1

Which I believe you are.

0:47.5

Which I believe you are.

0:49.4

A dentist gets a little too handsy, or as I put it, tidly what does that mean which is wild yeah you'll find

0:58.8

out a pisser got caught yep a skinny little bitch got caught an event a big lady gets trapped in a ross

1:06.9

dress for less yeah there's a purity movement among guys.

1:12.3

We hate that.

1:14.1

And some bigans get dirty on a plane.

1:16.6

Oh, I super hate that.

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