Wednesday, April 22nd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 204 minutes
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Summary
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0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: Listener sent along a pelvic floor exercise for Jason
0:09 An opinion from when you were 10 that you still agree with
0:21 Things that we thought were a big deal as a kid, but didn't turn out to be anything
0:36 NEWS
0:36 Ice tsunami in northern Michigan
0:39 A mayor jailed for failing drug test during probation for a previous DUI charge
0:44 Teacher tried to help stranded driver, gets hit by a truck
0:49 Smoking wheelchair blew up
0:54 Seniors get attacked while on their way to donate blood
0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:00 Comedian talks about why he has to stop showering with his young kid
1:08 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:08 Mike Vrabel discusses cheating scandal
1:15 NFL taking steps against prank phone calls during the draft
1:16 Skydiver who crashed into scoreboard speaks to the news
1:18 Christina Applegate shares an update from the hospital
1:19 Eminem celebrated 18 years of sobriety
1:25 Reviews for new Michael Jackson movie so far are bad
1:30 Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera dated after working together
1:32 Elizabeth Smart is now a competitive body builder
1:36 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:37 PERVERT OF THE DAY
1:37 Teacher had boob pics in Power Point presentation
1:55 Substitute teacher accused of twerking on the classroom
1:59 Another guy accused of groping a lady in a grocery store
2:04 Naked man was dancing at a grocery store
2:05 Naked man seen walking through neighborhoods
2:10 Military pilots followed flight patterns that made wieners
2:12 Woman found her doppelganger while renewing her driver's license
2:19 SUCKS TO BE OLD
2:19 A 70-year-old landscaper gets swarmed by bees
2:29 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:31 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
2:31 Polite criminal robs motel, employee gives him everything
2:34 Guy took off from jewelry store after employee handed him a Rolex
2:41 Bar owner threw garbage back in truck that dumped it on his property
2:45 More young people are getting hemorrhoids
2:48 People who live near lakes feel less lonely than others
2:51 Students rented the Weiner Mobile to drive to prom
2:55 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:56 NEWS
2:56 The second midair collision close call in 2 days
3:01 Toddler saved from intersection
3:04 Weed sales appear to be on the decline
3:07 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:09 The MRI for your car
3:13 Prices of condoms are increasing
3:14 82-year-old woman still tending bar after 55 years
3:18 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:29 WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS
3:29 Guy thought he stole fake Rolex for full price, ended up being real
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Wednesday edition of Dave and Chuck the Free. |
| 0:02.5 | Coming up, we start talking about some things we thought would be huge deals as kids, |
| 0:06.8 | but really didn't turn out to be like ninjas. |
| 0:09.4 | And quicksand. |
| 0:10.4 | Seniors attacked on their way to give blood, but why did this crazy lady call an old woman an effing whore? |
| 0:16.9 | We try and get to the bottom of that. |
| 0:19.0 | We start talking about a big titty mistake a teacher made at school. |
| 0:23.8 | But that leads into a big deep dive on foot nipples. |
| 0:29.5 | Did you know that was a thing? |
| 0:32.0 | We didn't. |
| 0:32.8 | Or maybe we did and just forgot. |
| 0:35.2 | Twerking teacher gets into some trouble at a school. |
| 0:39.3 | There's another grocery groper. |
| 0:42.5 | Some air dicks drawn in the skies. |
| 0:44.8 | Chuck loves a good air dick. |
| 0:46.0 | I love it. |
| 0:47.0 | A woman finds her doppelganger, just like I did. |
| 0:51.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.3 | And we may have found a slow landscaping group made up of slow men. |
| 0:59.1 | They're incredible and talented and... |
| 1:05.1 | And attacked by a swarm of bees. |
| 1:06.6 | Yes, and almost killed. |
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