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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, April 22nd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: Listener sent along a pelvic floor exercise for Jason

0:09 An opinion from when you were 10 that you still agree with

0:21 Things that we thought were a big deal as a kid, but didn't turn out to be anything

0:36   NEWS

0:36 Ice tsunami in northern Michigan

0:39 A mayor jailed for failing drug test during probation for a previous DUI charge

0:44 Teacher tried to help stranded driver, gets hit by a truck

0:49 Smoking wheelchair blew up

0:54 Seniors get attacked while on their way to donate blood

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:00 Comedian talks about why he has to stop showering with his young kid

1:08   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:08 Mike Vrabel discusses cheating scandal

1:15 NFL taking steps against prank phone calls during the draft

1:16 Skydiver who crashed into scoreboard speaks to the news

1:18 Christina Applegate shares an update from the hospital

1:19 Eminem celebrated 18 years of sobriety

1:25 Reviews for new Michael Jackson movie so far are bad

1:30 Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera dated after working together

1:32 Elizabeth Smart is now a competitive body builder

1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:37   PERVERT OF THE DAY

1:37 Teacher had boob pics in Power Point presentation

1:55 Substitute teacher accused of twerking on the classroom

1:59 Another guy accused of groping a lady in a grocery store

2:04 Naked man was dancing at a grocery store

2:05 Naked man seen walking through neighborhoods

2:10 Military pilots followed flight patterns that made wieners

2:12 Woman found her doppelganger while renewing her driver's license

2:19   SUCKS TO BE OLD

2:19 A 70-year-old landscaper gets swarmed by bees

2:29   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:31   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

2:31 Polite criminal robs motel, employee gives him everything

2:34 Guy took off from jewelry store after employee handed him a Rolex

2:41 Bar owner threw garbage back in truck that dumped it on his property

2:45 More young people are getting hemorrhoids

2:48 People who live near lakes feel less lonely than others

2:51 Students rented the Weiner Mobile to drive to prom

2:55   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:56   NEWS

2:56 The second midair collision close call in 2 days

3:01 Toddler saved from intersection

3:04 Weed sales appear to be on the decline

3:07   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:09 The MRI for your car

3:13 Prices of condoms are increasing

3:14 82-year-old woman still tending bar after 55 years

3:18   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:29   WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS

3:29 Guy thought he stole fake Rolex for full price, ended up being real 

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Wednesday edition of Dave and Chuck the Free.

0:02.5

Coming up, we start talking about some things we thought would be huge deals as kids,

0:06.8

but really didn't turn out to be like ninjas.

0:09.4

And quicksand.

0:10.4

Seniors attacked on their way to give blood, but why did this crazy lady call an old woman an effing whore?

0:16.9

We try and get to the bottom of that.

0:19.0

We start talking about a big titty mistake a teacher made at school.

0:23.8

But that leads into a big deep dive on foot nipples.

0:29.5

Did you know that was a thing?

0:32.0

We didn't.

0:32.8

Or maybe we did and just forgot.

0:35.2

Twerking teacher gets into some trouble at a school.

0:39.3

There's another grocery groper.

0:42.5

Some air dicks drawn in the skies.

0:44.8

Chuck loves a good air dick.

0:46.0

I love it.

0:47.0

A woman finds her doppelganger, just like I did.

0:51.1

Yeah.

0:51.3

And we may have found a slow landscaping group made up of slow men.

0:59.1

They're incredible and talented and...

1:05.1

And attacked by a swarm of bees.

1:06.6

Yes, and almost killed.

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