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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 4-13-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:10.8

Just checking in on you. I'm just checking in to see how your weeks going

0:17.0

Huh, it's Thursday

0:19.9

Back in the day. I remember when I had the old fucking nine to fire. That was paid a if I remember correctly Thursday

0:26.6

Fucking scraping nickels together by Tuesday flat broke on Wednesday

0:32.4

Brown bagging your lunch and then Thursday came and then there was another 260 bucks

0:38.8

That's what I made full time 260 for unloading trucks laughing my ass off

0:45.0

Still one of the great jobs I've ever had right up there was stand-up comedy working in a warehouse not married no kids no credit

0:52.1

Gods

0:55.0

You know just acting like a fucking idiot

0:59.2

Shaking off a night of drinking and late night McDonald's like it never even happened just waking up with a flat stomach

1:08.8

You know a back that wasn't out

1:12.7

Just going over just fucking bending over at the waist picking up heavy shit not lifting with my legs

1:22.2

You know not stretching and then just going to play softball after with everybody else getting fucking hammered

1:29.2

Wine coolest back in the 80s bottles and jays

1:34.1

They was sort of like the original white claw. I don't even know what a white claw is white claw came out after

1:41.2

My drinking days were over. I was out of the league, you know

1:46.3

Speak speaking of which every year you got to bring it up in baseball the greatest contract ever signed the Bobby Bonilla

1:52.8

Bobby Bonilla Day July 1st New York Mets pay him 1.19 million dollars right through 2035

2:01.8

You know

2:03.4

Hey, there's a guy was it doesn't have to worry about sure I get Bitcoin and not he doesn't give a fuck

2:09.4

Get the whole sack of money

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