Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

April 10th, 2023. What's going on? How are ya?

Geez, April 10th, two more months before old freckles turns 55.

Double nickel coming around the clubhouse term down the fucking backstretch here.

I'm turning the corner. What am I going to do? I don't know. Christ silently at night. Where's all the time go?

I learned a long time ago not to do that. You can spend your life wishing you were 10 years younger or you could just enjoy the age you're at knowing in 10 years.

You'd be happy to be where you're at, right? Like someday I'll be 65 and I'll be looking, oh my god, 55. That sounds so much younger, right? Like 45. I'd love to be 45.

You know, you're 35. You want to be 25. But when you're 45, you want to be 35. So shut the fuck up. Get out there and enjoy yourself.

I've been enjoying myself a little bit too much lately. As you know, slash, I preach every month. I take the first 10 days off every month from everything.

No cigas, no coffee, no candy, none of that shit. Well, I was on the road in New York and I met some buddies of mine.

One person in particular who I've been like, dude, we got a hook up. We got a hang and he's always working. So he's finally was not working and he goes, I know the place got has the best coffee in New York.

All right, I'm four days in to the 10 days off from coffee. What am I going to say? No, I'm in New York City, right?

I'm going to be the Paris of North America. What am I going to say? I'm going to say no. So I said, fuck it. I went over there and you know, if I try a new coffee place, I have to get a double espresso and the cappuccino to see how they make both.

I did that. They were delicious. And then I said to myself, and that's it. I'm just going to shut it off again. But I was in New York.

I know it's all these great coffee shops. And I'm like, I never get back here. I miss being back here. You know, I could just go buy a newspaper.

You know, my old man's shit that I love doing just buying a newspaper, mine in my own fucking business, sitting down.

You know, looking like Clint Howard's cousin, right? I just fucking, I love doing that. Although I find less and less of the paper I can read.

You know, to try to blow through all of the politics. Like when I got there, old Donnie Boy, the DA, the DA is calling for you. That whole partisan politic thing that they did to him, which is going to just blow up in liberal spaces.

One of the stupidest fucking things. You let a sleeping orange dog lie. And he didn't. They did not. They went after this guy. So eventually I imagine there's going to be Republican DA guy.

And he's going to go after fucking Joe Biden and all of his fucking lies. So whatever. So that shit. So I skipped through all of that.

I can't read that noise. You know, it's so stupid. Like the post is like, oh my God, what the fuck? And then the daily news is like, yes, yes.

And then the New York Times is like, oh, it's basically their takes on politics. Unless it's something happening to a liberal.

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