Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday!

April 17th, 2023! What's going on? How? Yeah. How's it going with you? I just got back from

college station in Austin, Texas and I could not have had a bad... I had such a good fucking

time. I think I'm going to go sit over in my fucking chair instead of this chair that I'm

sitting in. I can figure out how to get these wires. The goddamn wires to not be crossed

over here. I had a great fucking time and this is just wasting your time by talking about

what a great time I had as I move shit over. Why wouldn't I do this to begin with? Do

my headphones are they long enough? Will this work? Can this happen? Can I live the dream?

Can I sit in the chair and do a podcast? And I can! It happened, everybody. All right, first

things first. Thank you to everybody that came out to UT, not UT. Oh my god, not UT.

That's University of Texas A&M. Texas A&M, Agricultural. Thank you for everybody that came

out arguably like one of the coolest crowds I've been in front of in a long time. They just

were fun. Everybody came out to have a good time. I went out, I was with Dean Del Rey. We

went up there and I don't even know what the fuck I talked to. I rift. There was so much

fun. I think I winged like the first 25 minutes of my set just fucking around making fun

of shit, making fun of them, making fun of myself. And it all worked out. It all worked out.

They were fun people. Somebody in the crowd gave me shit about owning a Prius back in the

day. We got back, we got into that. Then I was telling them that, you know, I'm kind of

like you guys, you know, and that I'm also buying a big, big Ford truck that's never going

to go off road and I don't really fix anything. And I don't ever rash. You know, I spend

most of my time on YouTube. The sound was amazing. The people there were amazing. Seriously,

that college station gig was one of my favorite gigs I've done in a long, long, long time.

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