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🗓️ 8 September 2016
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
0:05.1 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you. Just checking |
0:13.3 | on on you. How are you? I'm in the middle of a tour. I'm in Charleston, South Carolina. |
0:19.9 | It's fucking places amazing. I was just telling somebody about how beautiful it is here. |
0:24.4 | Everybody always goes to Savannah, Georgia. You don't want to go to Savannah, Georgia. |
0:28.5 | Savannah, Georgia is like the time square of the South. Everybody knows about it. |
0:33.2 | Everybody's going to fucking end up there and then what happens? Everybody sits around |
0:37.7 | going, why the fuck did we just stay in Atlanta? In fact, that's the number one thing said |
0:43.3 | in Savannah, Georgia. Everybody's all about that. Savannah, Georgia is the VHS of Quaint |
0:52.0 | Southern cities. All right. Charleston, South Carolina. That's the beta. That's the shit |
0:58.1 | that they should have used. But they didn't because everybody always gravitates towards, |
1:03.1 | you know, the more mainstream one. So whatever, they're both beautiful. But I love this. |
1:09.4 | Let's fucking play some Tony. We get down near the water. It literally, it looks like a |
1:13.9 | Tom Hanks movie, you know, like Tom Hanks will be walking down the street with Meg Ryan, |
1:20.3 | you know, and all the soccer moms will be like, they just look good together. Speaking |
1:28.1 | of Tom Hanks, did anybody see that movie, Sully? Sully, Sully, we're going into the water, |
1:33.8 | Joe. What the fuck? I haven't seen it yet. I'm hoping, Clint Eastwood did it, right? |
1:46.3 | So it would probably be good. I was just nervous, said it was just going to be a bunch of, |
1:51.8 | you know, there's only one place to land this thing that's going to be in the water. Like, |
1:55.9 | they were going to do some over dramatic fucking Hollywood shit, but it's Clint Eastwood. So |
2:01.3 | maybe they didn't. I just think it's funny that his name's Sully and he's not from fucking. |
2:07.3 | I don't even know where he's from. I just looked at his last name. It's like, that's not |
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