Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, pastries and hecklers.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.1	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast.
0:05.4	For Monday, September 5th, 2016, what's going on?
0:09.4	How are you?
0:11.4	Sorry, the podcast is so late today.
0:14.3	Oh, that's a lie.
0:15.1	I'm not sorry.
0:15.8	I'm full.
0:16.5	It's what I went to a Labor Day party.
0:19.2	I had to make a fucking pie.
0:22.2	You know, that's what I do.
0:23.0	They go, hey, bring something, do this, do that.
0:25.6	Blah blah blah.
0:26.5	And I said, I'm, man, I'll fucking, I'll bring,
0:29.0	I'll make a fucking pie.
0:31.3	And I was doing that this morning and then the thing started
0:36.0	at noon and I went over there.
0:37.3	And I had been doing so well with my diet.
0:40.6	Last week, I told you I was almost 190.
0:42.9	It was 189.8.
0:45.1	I need to get down to a buck 71.72 for my special on October 21st.
0:50.4	So I stepped on the scale yesterday.
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