Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 12th, 2016.

What's going on? How are you? This wonderful, wonderful football Monday, fucking morning.

I'm actually recording this Sunday afternoon. I think I'm going to be doing this in like two different chunks.

I'm going to do a performance show and after my show because I got to travel tomorrow on the podcast would be later than it usually is.

So, unfortunately, because I've been on the road, I have not seen the UFC event yet.

So I know some people asked me if I was going to be talking about it. I definitely will very excited to watch it, but I will not see it until I won't be able to talk about it until Thursday's podcast.

So sorry to all the fight fans who like to listen to me.

In the my usual ignorant, completely not know what the fuck I'm talking about way.

Talk about that fucking great sport. So, having said that, it finally just dawned on me after living in Los Angeles since 2007.

And also being there in the late 90s. That this is finally dawning on me that we're actually finally going to have an NFL team out there, which is great because maybe I can finally see my patriots play without having to fucking fly somewhere.

I could just go right down the goddamn streets, which would be tremendous for a man like myself sliding into 50 years old, 48 years old man.

I want to fucking do this. I don't know, I can't jump on another Southwest flight to watch Tom Brady pick apart yet another fucking defense and some God forsaken stadium.

I want to go right down the street like an old man, right? Where am I old man hat so I don't sunburn the top of my fucking ball head. Be tremendous.

So, I also I know that they're building a stadium and I've just been so busy. I haven't even fucking thought about it.

And I'm like, well, tomorrow night, Monday night football is going to be the Rams first game in Los Angeles since like 1995.

What a hell they playing this game turns out they're back at the the LA Coliseum, which is where they played when I was a kid back when I used to watch Pat Hayden Vince Farragamo, that quarterback controversy.

Wendell fucking Tyler. And then they also had the young bloods gym and Jack Youngblood Jack playing the Super Bowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers played it on a fucking broken leg.

I mean, I don't know if it was a compound fracture, a airline fracture, whatever, but his leg was fucking was broken. Are you going to fucking play defensive assholes?

Sorry, I got a game on in the background.

I don't know why I love the Giants, but I'm rooting for this kid on the Cowboys, you know, that press guard. He's been pretty good so far, you know.

You know, he's out there. They want me to do the fucking dumb analysis. My kid would want to look about this guy. He's standing in the pocket. He's feeling the pressure. He's got the clock in his head.

He's not rushing. He's looking at second and third options. Okay, what we're seeing here is now what we saw last year when someone so was in there and he had happy feet. He was patting the ball.

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