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🗓️ 7 September 2017
⏱️ 107 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
0:05.4 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Seeing how your |
0:17.2 | week's going, how you guys doing? I am in a great mood. Woo! I'm in an awesome mood. |
0:24.0 | You in a bad mood, you're driving and you're stuck in traffic. Is there some do ocean |
0:28.8 | front of you? Huh? Not doing what you want them to do. Are you having a little dictator |
0:35.1 | thoughts? Are you thinking about what you would do if you were in power? What you would do |
0:40.6 | with this person? What rule you would implement? You know, it's got to be awesome being a |
0:45.4 | dictator. You know what I mean? How much fun is it on the 4th of July to shoot off fireworks? |
0:49.8 | Can you imagine how much fun that fatty over North Korea is having? You know, how hard |
0:54.6 | did they fucking laugh when they shot that one over Japan? I mean, Jesus, how the fuck did |
1:01.3 | everybody go to bed after that? Then he's just laying in bed so fucking amped up. Like, |
1:05.4 | I can't believe we just did that man. It was crazy. We just freaked out the whole country. |
1:11.8 | Calling each other up. Dude, the whole world's talking about us, man. What a fucking lunatic. |
1:22.3 | I don't know if there was a malfunction on that fucking thing. And you just landed. That |
1:27.7 | guy, I'm telling you, man, he's got to lay off the fucking sweets. All that sugar is |
1:33.7 | just these, it's not fucking, it's not doing them good. He's not making sound decisions. |
1:40.5 | Thank God we have such a level headed guy on our side. Oh my God. You know, watching the |
1:50.6 | dead zone was always scary, watching the martin sheen character get into power. But I think |
1:54.5 | to go back and watch it now is going to be just picturing Donald Trump going, the birds |
2:00.6 | are away, gentlemen, and doing that little thing. He does what he puts his index finger |
2:03.8 | in his thumb together, his other three fingers are in the air, the birds are the way, the |
2:09.4 | greatest birds ever. Yeah, Jesus Christ, all this fucking end the day. Shit talking about |
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