Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 11th, 2017. What's going on? How are you?

How's it going? How's it going?

More hurricanes. More hurricanes, and this is the 17th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center.

The Pentagon and then the one that went down in Pennsylvania. You know, I mean, Jesus Christ, what is going on this week? It's just all gloom and friggin doom.

You know, I was sitting there watching the news with Nia, right? And the show and highlights of this, was it Hurricane Ursa?

Is it what is it, Jim Ursa? It was coming into fucking Miami, right? And there's some fucking, you know, white dude out there, of course, being like,

you know, it's not coming down real hard. They show like five white people out there and Nia literally said to me, she goes, what is wrong with white people?

I had to laugh. I was like, you know, for the most part, we grew up and called the sex. There's no excitement. There's no drive-by, there's no, you know,

cops beating you up for no reason, generally speaking, you know, it's kind of, hey, knock it off over there straight up. I know your father.

You know, it's kind of like that. So I guess, you know, Hurricane comes around you, you need a story, shit, you need a story.

I have no idea why. I came up with a hacky 80s joke that was about fucking the hurricanes. It's, it's, why don't they have all the people stand with the reporter?

Because the reporters never die. They're always standing in the fucking middle of the shit. I don't know how, I don't know how these news agencies know exactly where to fucking stand,

somehow they stand just enough in the shit. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. I'm shit. One of them died yet. You know, how to fuck, I mean, how to fuck, you know, Jesus,

Bill, spit it out. Sorry, I flew today. Once I, I'm already dumb, but once I fly, it just, you know, breathing that fucking pressurized air up there.

I mean, it's fucking inevitable. If you stand out inside in a fucking hurricane, some's gonna fall on top of you. It's bad enough. Like, I love when they sit there and they tell these people, you need to evacuate. You got to get out of there. It's like, go where?

To my summer home. Don't you remember the fucking banks left half this country upside down in their fucking house?

It's fucking unreal. I don't understand like where these people are supposed to go. Like, where, where do they go? Everybody just goes north and sits in a fucking waffle house for three, four days?

All the hotels get bought up and if you don't have money, what are you supposed to do?

Anyways, at least it was knocked down to a to a category three, man. I read some fucking, you know, read some horrible shit about Houston.

That's still going on. Now there's all mold and there's all, you know, you don't need to listen to this. You see it all fucking dead. This is all just gloom and doom. All fucking misery here.

So, why don't I go to something positive? I actually, a friend of the podcast, one of the great trummers of all time, Stephen Adler.

He sent me this thing. He's got a, they're doing something for Ronnie James deal on October 6th at 6.30 p.m. Bull for Ronnie celebrity.

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