Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, September 4th, 2017. How's it going? How are you? Happy fucking Labor Day.

Happy Labor Day. Happy Labor Day. You don't have to go to fucking work unless you're the guy that owns the fucking business.

Stan, you never get to sleep, do you? You should have stuck with your first wife, but you threw her out and now you got a fucking 20 something, fucking cut.

And she wants to spend all your money. All right, sorry. Anyways, how you know something you worked hard all year? God damn it. It's nice that you got a fucking Monday off, isn't it? Don't you wish it was the way it is in Europe?

I don't know how they do it over there. You know, they all got fucking health insurance. They get like 53 weeks off a year. Then the whole fucking continent shuts down in August. Everybody just says, fuck it. We're not working. And somehow it keeps going.

Is it because their countries are so small? Oh, look at the little country. Is that what it is?

And over here is so fucking big. You know, just a more your yard takes half the goddamn summer over here. All of us fat fucks walled all around.

A giant piece of property. Radden, a four wheeler shooting a guns.

You fucking live over there in Europe, man. You got nothing. You got a flat.

You know, you and five other guys fucking addicted to heroin. When some baby drums in a toilet, whatever that fucking movie was.

You know, you got nothing. Maybe you maybe you got a house and it's got like the fucking it's got that roof that looks like a bail a hay that someone braided in looks like a weave but with like, hey.

I don't know what it is over there, but all I know is they still have castles. Some of them still have kings and queens and they get they get like August off. It's just off.

And they get free health care. They pay a bunch of fucking taxes. But I gotta be honest, you pay a bunch of taxes here too. I think it's just because we're bigger.

Got the wide open fucking roads. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. And I'm never going to read up about it. And that's what I'm going to say if that topics ever brought up like, hey, I'm come, come, they get all this vacation time.

And if woman has a kid over there, she doesn't have to be back to work on Monday. Come that is because they're little tiny countries. You know, they have little tiny hospitals, you know, little tiny teeth.

That they don't brush, you know, it's it's Europe. What do you mean, what do you do?

That's why their cars go better into corners. They have little tiny streets and they got a thing and a zigzag around some shit. You know, that's basically what it is. It's not like America.

So woman gives birth on Friday and then, hey, Jean, make sure you're fucking here on Monday.

Pump that kid out. Do whatever it is you got to do.

If you're getting a stick of weed, whack, or a fucking reverse blower up there and suck the kid out and be back to work, we'll give you Monday off.

Then you got to be here on Tuesday. That's how it works here in America.

Everybody wanted to why it was so fat.

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