Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-29-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2022
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles with comedian Jim Florentine about prank phone calls, social media, and going to concerts.
His new special 'Bite the Bullet' is available on Amazon Prime and his new prank album 'Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7' wherever you listen to music.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for another wonderful edition of the Thursday afternoon just before Friday |
| 0:07.1 | Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:10.1 | Just checking in on you |
| 0:12.3 | Checking in to see how your weeks going if you're not just listening to audio if you're watching the video |
| 0:16.7 | You know, I'm not this kind of vain person. I don't just fill myself for the sake of showing you my bald freckled Charlie Brownhead |
| 0:24.2 | Not at all that means I have a special guest somebody that I admire |
| 0:28.6 | Somebody that I'm a huge fan of I've known this guy forever. We have the one and only the legendary |
| 0:35.3 | Mr. Jim Florentine Jim. How you doing? Thanks for having me Bill. I appreciate it |
| 0:39.7 | Yeah, Jim has a new special. Let's get the promo out of the way |
| 0:43.2 | He's got a new special called bite the bullet on Amazon Prime by the way, you see that guy's fucking yacht unbelievable |
| 0:50.3 | And he has a new the guy runs Amazon. Yeah, the new terrorizing telemarketers |
| 0:56.0 | Volume sever volume seven volume seven |
| 1:00.6 | Wherever music is available and he also has a wonderful show on Aussie's bone yard called |
| 1:06.1 | Yeah, it's just Jim Florentine show. It used to be metal widgets, but you can't say midgets anymore |
| 1:11.0 | I don't know. Yes, what are you? |
| 1:13.0 | Metal metal little it's like a relationship with this woke shit. You got to meet him halfway. Yeah, you know what I mean? |
| 1:18.0 | Like you can't just go no, I'm not doing anything |
| 1:21.1 | So you can have the me you can meet him a little just a little yeah |
| 1:24.3 | Just not little in a bad way like like yeah |
| 1:28.4 | Like five steps. I'll go five steps before I'd be like nope. I'll give you five steps. All right |
| 1:33.8 | I have to tell you something I gotta admit something here with your your terrorizing telemarketers and |
| 1:38.6 | The shit that you do dude. It's so fucking awkward. I have to like shut it off sometimes like there was a video on the internet |
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