Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Monday.

October 3rd, 2022. What's going on? Oh, yeah. Oh, I am having a fucking day. I'm having a

day while trying to be spiritual. Well, just noticing that a light went out and my fucking

bed room here that I have to fix. You know, I'm having one of these, you know, I made a list.

I have a bunch of stuff I have to do today. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to make

a list and I'm going to knock it out. I like making a list because as you knock it out,

it makes you feel like you're accomplishing something rather than looking at everything

that you have in front of you. Right? So I wake up this morning by doobah doobah doobah

and I make some fucking, you know, I say to my kids, what do you want? And they're like pancakes.

I said pancakes. They're like, yeah. Right? Oh, it's funny. My son too. He has a snoop dog

shirt that he got from a pass down to him. And he had me down from his sister. He saw

it. He's like, snoop. I go, yeah, I go snoop dog. He goes snoop dog. I go uncle snoop.

And he's like, he can't say uncle. He's like, I have a snoop. And I'm like, I go uncle.

He goes uncle. I go snoop. And he goes snoop. I go uncle snoop. And he goes apple snoop.

Anyway. So my days obviously go great. You know, they're already cracking me up. I go down

stairs and I ask them, I go, okay, what do you guys want for breakfast? And they said pancakes.

I go, you want healthy pancakes? You want yummy pancakes. And they were like yummy pancakes.

So I say, all right. So go to the cupboard. There's not enough bicequicks. I go, all right,

I got to call the fucking audible here. Yummy pancakes. No problem, right? But that was

the foreshadowing. If this was like a movie, they would have been like, you know, when I

went in to look at the box, they'd be like a weird little flutter of music. And then

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