Monday Morning Podcast 9-26-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about golfing, water slides, and things you want but can't have.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on, it's Bill Burr in his time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday!
0:10.1	September 26, 2022!
0:14.6	To-to-to-to-to-to!
0:16.8	What's going on, oh yeah!
0:20.0	I gotta record this on my phone.
0:22.4	I gotta record this on my phone, because once again,
0:26.8	the goddamn fucking computer isn't working.
0:31.4	It doesn't recognize the garage band, does not recognize the external device.
0:37.1	I love how it says that, when it puts that on the screen and I read that,
0:40.7	I go, that's obviously not for me.
0:44.2	Right, what am I supposed to do with that?
0:47.5	What am I, a fucking scientist?
0:49.2	The external device?
0:52.7	What could that be?
0:53.9	The keyboard, the mouse, the microphone, the interface?
1:03.1	What do you mean you don't recognize it?
1:06.5	Are you having cognitive issues?
1:09.3	Would you care to expand on that little fucking window that keeps popping up?
1:18.5	I gotta, whatever, whatever, whatever, who gives a fuck?
1:24.3	Who gives a fuck?
1:25.6	This is just, this is what life has become.
1:29.6	Life has become, you know, trying to make sure your device is fast enough to run with everybody
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