Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast.

I'm checking in on you. I'm just checking in on you. I am just checking in to see how your week's going.

Now see, there's a lot of people out there in the podcasting world. They will do one podcast.

They'll fucking talk to you. They'll tell some fucking stories. They'll do some ad reads for old zip.

Recruit them. And they'll say goodbye. And you don't hear for those motherfuckers for the rest of the goddamn week.

See, those podcasts, they don't care about you the way I do. You see, when you give yourself to Jesus,

and you understand that we're all brothers and sisters, I don't look at y'all. I don't look at y'all.

I just a bunch of listeners. I look at you like my brothers and sisters. Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus.

And give me your fucking money. And when it rains out and the waters come up, I ain't letting you in my fucking arena.

I still love that he didn't fucking let anybody in. Joel Osteen. The fucking dude's a gangster, man. Fuck you. You ain't get my blue carpet all wet.

All right. Jesus won't you to get wet. He wants you to float out into the Gulf of New Mexico.

My eyes adore you. I can't get that fucking song on him ahead.

Though I never let I head down you. My eyes adore you. Fuckin' something man. Fuckin' something. And I fucking something.

So close. So close ad yet so far.

Oh, I carried your fucking books to school. That song is so fucking sad. It's a sad song. You know what I lived it.

I used to do something I was on. I did an episode. You know, I got these big shows coming up.

Eff is for family. Third season is coming up. So I'm starting the old promotion tour. Like right now. Right now.

I have 20 minutes between radio phoneers. So I figured, hey, you know what I mean? I'm a guy. I'm a guy who does a podcast.

Right. It'd be nice to get 20 minutes of this podcast out of the way. That's what I'm doing right now.

He's just sitting there going, wow, this guy built checked in on me. He really cares about me.

I'm actually right now trying to get this out of the way. Okay. If you want full disclosure, all you people out there, all you kids out there in the internet, you know, sniff and fucking glue and fucking trying to make water bottles stand up.

After you throw them. I talked about that on Conan. I just don't understand why everybody finds that so fucking incredible.

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