Monday Morning Podcast 9-24-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2018
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:06.0 | What is it? September 24th, 2018. What's going on? How are you? I just realized my flies down. |
| 0:15.6 | Am I at that age now? 50 years old. I mean, that guy walking around doesn't even always flies down. |
| 0:20.7 | Hey, where are my glasses? I still haven't fixed this. All I do is just bitch about this wire |
| 0:27.0 | rather than going out and getting it fixed. Why would you do that Bill? All right, I just flew back from Charleston, South Carolina. |
| 0:35.1 | 4.000 enrichment. 4.000 knock. No fuck. No fuck. Virginia. I was down in the fucking South. |
| 0:47.7 | Had a great time. Had a goddamn great time. I got to say some Richmond, Virginia, the Altria theater. |
| 0:55.8 | Top 5. Top 5 theaters in America I've ever played at. I don't know. I don't know what the whole layout of it, |
| 1:06.0 | that dome above how great the sound was. The crowd was amazing. It was incredible. You know? |
| 1:12.8 | Now, you know what she's all about us in North. I had a great time there too. |
| 1:17.5 | Great crowds. The whole fucking time. Great people. They didn't lose their houses because of the hurricane. |
| 1:22.9 | I haven't been to fucking North Carolina yet. You know? I was so relieved. I don't want to go to |
| 1:28.3 | Charleston because they said the thing was going to hit them dead center. You know? And I was like, |
| 1:36.5 | what's what am I going to show up? Everybody lost their house. I'm going to come down there being like, |
| 1:40.0 | oh, what's up with this fucking wire on my pocket? Like I bitching about that. |
| 1:44.3 | People just lost their house. I didn't want that. I was so relieved. |
| 1:48.3 | So relieved that I didn't have to go to disaster. Don't ever send me to a disaster area. I am much better. |
| 1:55.3 | Hundreds, if not thousands of miles away, doing a benefit where the money is then sent to that area. |
| 2:02.4 | You get me in the area. My act, my act is not work. |
| 2:06.1 | When people need deep in water in their living room. It just doesn't. Okay? I've tried it. |
| 2:11.9 | It doesn't work. It's just not a good thing. But you know, there's other comics for that. |
| 2:20.0 | It's a great big beautiful fucking world of comedy. |
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