Monday Morning Podcast 10-1-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2018
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is Bill Burns time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday October first |
| 0:06.4 | 2018 what's going on? How are you? |
| 0:09.5 | What are you doing? Are you gonna go sober? |
| 0:12.3 | October |
| 0:13.6 | Come on man. It rhymes everybody's doing it. I think Rogan and those guys are doing it again |
| 0:19.6 | I would I would do it, but |
| 0:23.1 | I'm doing boss in this weekend and there's no fucking way, okay? |
| 0:26.6 | It's just just certain cities you can't stay sobering, all right, and that's one of them. So |
| 0:32.6 | How about take it easy October? |
| 0:35.9 | settle down there fucking October |
| 0:40.7 | Anyways, I just got back from Denver. I'll tell you what a weekend I had |
| 0:46.3 | By the way the fucking cab driver almost killed me |
| 0:51.0 | Come home for the fucking airport |
| 0:53.0 | She was a sweetheart, right talking about kids. She's a grandmother and all that. Oh wow |
| 0:58.2 | It's got to be amazing and blah blah. She goes to make a left on to my street and where she turns her left hand turns it signal on for what |
| 1:04.7 | her reason she just starts drifting and she's coasting up to where she's gonna stop |
| 1:09.2 | You know to make a left she starts drifting like |
| 1:12.6 | Over like the white dotted line there |
| 1:15.4 | Into the right lane |
| 1:16.9 | So now people can't go in the left lane and she's also in the right lane |
| 1:20.5 | And I'm literally like moving away from the door like what the fuck and people are slowing down beeping at her |
| 1:25.3 | So she just cuts the wheel hard rather than pulling up a little bit and getting in the lane |
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