Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on ya.

See ya now, you weeks go and how's your week going? Do you have somebody running a fucking jackhammer right outside your house? That's what I got. Can you hear it?

No, stop. It's like the guy nodded out with his foot on the gas pedal. However you use it.

You speak a lot quieter. You know what that probably is? It's probably my fucking neighbor and he went out and he bought him. He rented a jackhammer.

You know, take up his fucking driveway. You know, got a quote one of those, you know, those people just so fucking cheap. It doesn't even make sense.

I mean, this guy wanted he wanted 15, 20,000. I could do it for 600 bucks.

You sing it. Oh, you've vetten your veterinarian neighbors out there with a fucking Fisher price construction head on with a fucking rented jackhammer.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck are they taking up over there? I will tell you this. I have never seen remodeling in my fucking life. The way it's done out here. I just maybe just in general.

I think all those MTV cribs.

It's like, look, I've done a bunch of shit to my house, but I had cloth wiring and fucking galvanized pipe in the wall.

What the fuck are they doing?

I can hear it. I just don't know where it is. Let me open the window. You guys got to get the full effect of this fucking thing.

I'm so old I'm very used to say something about noise ordinances.

Just non-stop. Non-fucking-stop. I can't say non-stop because I walked over here to do my podcast and it wasn't going on.

All of a sudden it was fucking happening. It was funny. I didn't even notice it. I didn't even notice it until all of a sudden I was going to start to record.

I'm like, wait a minute. What the fuck is that noise? Is that some fucking do-it-yourself guy?

It took the, you know, has to be. I've got to be honest with all the tech jobs that are out there.

How the fuck you end up on the other end of a fucking jackhammer is beyond me.

Who does that job? They've made them better.

The day people who had those fucking things, they got like tremors and shit. At least I think they did.

I don't know. So anyway, sorry the podcast is a little bit late here. It is Thursday afternoon. Still 3-14, wherever the fuck I'm at right now.

Actually, flew today. Flue under the hood as they say with my fogels on. You know, I fucking suck at it.

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