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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-30-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Bill rambles about football, cancel culture karma, and gives a standing ovation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.1

September 30th

0:09.7

2019 what's going on?

0:14.2

How are you? How are you doing?

0:17.6

All right, I'm knocking this fucker out. It's football Sunday.

0:24.0

I got the fucking cowboys, Saints.

0:27.5

We're in the third quarter right now. Eight fifty one to go. If you want to sink it up,

0:33.2

if you recorded the game's act press guy, oh, and if it had had a fucking prize, we'll cover him.

0:42.8

I'm just trying to act like I know anybody in the NFL anymore.

0:47.8

I thought he's Dallas Cowboys there. I thought, right, yeah, we highlighted him.

0:51.4

And as you can see, he runs down the field. It's a white guy. White on white. Now God damn it.

0:58.0

That was a black guy. Would have caught up to the ball.

1:01.6

You got it. Yeah, they'll tell you even a white guy could be another white guy

1:05.9

down the fucking field. Anyway, I've been watching football

1:11.5

pretty much all goddamn day when I haven't been studying. If I could 51 years old studying.

1:16.9

I watched the Patriots versus the bills. Yes, I did. Oh, Jesus. Patriots. Win and ugly.

1:25.8

Win and ugly. Hats off to our defense. They were on the field for the whole goddamn game. It felt like.

1:32.2

I got to tell you those Buffalo bills. They are their record. They're fucking good. They're

1:38.7

quarterback. Just these a little more experience.

1:40.7

He throw his second pick was really stupid. I mean, even I saw that fucking linebacker fall down.

1:49.9

That guy was open right in the flat and he still, he went for the whole fucking thing. Didn't he?

1:56.9

But anyway, what are you going to do? It was, it was not a pretty win. But I saw, part of me wanted

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