Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast from Monday, September 23rd, 2019. What's going on? Yes, the summer is

officially over. You guys can all now cry that it's fucking over and it's still

fucking 70 degrees out. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed your summer. Football season

is, is, you know, we're still in September, so it goes by quick. Everybody

talks about, you know, raising a kid how fast it goes by. And there's a million

people that will warn you how fast raising a kid. I, it's like I turned around and

all of a sudden he had a beard and he was coming at me with a knife. I was just

like, I used to change your diapers. And he was like, I hate you, right? Everybody

talks about how fast that journey is. Add nausea, right? Some are using that

correctly. But nobody, but nobody ever tells you how fast football season goes

by. Nobody warned you. You know, they get you all excited. And all of a sudden

they're looking at the playoff picture. What the fuck happened? You know, you

lose your shirt, batten in the beginning because you don't know who's good. You're

batten college football. What the fuck are you doing? Lay in 60 points in

September, whatever the fuck these stupid games are. Then you start figuring it

out right around when they start wearing the pink. And next thing you know, it's

fucking Thanksgiving's coming up. Jesus, where are we going? Your how? Your, can we

go to my family ever? All right, you're fucking, we'll go to your fucking, I

will go to your sick area. Right? You have that big fucking fight. I will. I will stay

here. You guys can all go. You got to give a fuck. That's not true. I love the

holidays. Right? You have that big stupid fight. By then you like, there's like fucking

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