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🗓️ 25 September 2015
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon, Monday, |
0:06.4 | morning podcast just before Friday and I just checking in on you. I got a special guest |
0:20.0 | here. I'm out here on the road. I'm out here in Texas. You know, came in, did Austin, |
0:25.9 | Bunch of hippie liberals down there with that, that, that, that dry colored flag. If you |
0:31.4 | know what I'm mean, all the colors of the Crayola box, then we did Houston and now we're in |
0:38.1 | Dallas. I am with the one and only, the pride of Trenton. The best looking guy on Long Island, |
0:47.4 | ladies and gentlemen, dude, I called it Mr. Paul Versey himself. What's up, man? I'll tell |
0:52.6 | you what's up. Perversy. Yeah. Has a new CD. Yes, that is dropping. I believe that's all the |
0:58.2 | rappers and the kids say dropping in less than 24 hours. Yes. And it's called Night at the |
1:02.7 | Stand. Yes. Because it was taped live at the stand at the stand. Yeah. Well, doing live. |
1:09.4 | Well, I don't want to do live. Everyone's like live at this live at that. I was like, you know, |
1:13.1 | I'm just going to stick to night. Night at the stand. Why didn't you do pre-recorded? |
1:16.1 | Pre-recorded at the stand. You know what? Because only like three, three comics. I don't even think I |
1:23.9 | would get that joke. I mean, pre-recorded, wasn't it me? Yeah. He's making fun of it saying, |
1:27.9 | well, I mean, like that little piece that the, the piece of shit TV's on. That's a little art |
1:31.5 | deco. Yeah. And the TV's way too small for that piece. It's unbelievable. That's like a two-pay. |
1:36.2 | If I had a little small, small, small, two-pay, yeah. By the small two-pay of my giant Charlie Brown, |
1:40.6 | the fuck would look like that TV over there. So me and Virzy have been going through Texas. |
1:48.0 | I got here Sunday night and Monday, right? So as people know, last week after my, my 72-day run, |
1:54.4 | I think I came up a couple hours short of 72 hours, but I did 72-day cleanse because somebody told me, |
2:00.4 | it takes 72 days to cleanse your liver and somebody told me on Twitter, goes, dude, it's 72 hours, |
2:06.3 | you fucking dope. I heard 40 days. So I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's gone there. Oh, |
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