Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr at his time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday September 28th

2015 what's going on? Oh, yeah, how's it going? Oh, yeah

Fucking burned out. I just got back from the road. Oh, what a tour I had

What a lovely wonderful time I had going all the way through Texas. I want to thank everybody who came out to the show this week

We had an awesome time probably too much fun if you know what I mean

And when I say that I mean on my way back the pendulum swinging back the other way for me to become a fat pasty-titted jackass again

however, I am I'm gonna nip it in the is it in the butt is it in the bud?

You know, you nip in something in the butt like a dog bite somebody in the ass or you prune in a fucking flower

I have no idea

But what I do know is that I'll get a hundred emails telling me how fucking dumb I am

Been getting a bunch of those lately Jesus Christ the fucking critics out there

you know

Mother fuckers are just I'm just taking they're just taking my goddamn knees out lately, you know

Did I ever say I was smart? I don't think I did I?

Don't know what their problem is oh, I know what their problem is yeah

They probably didn't go after what they wanted in life and now they're fucking miserable so they just sit around going

Yeah, yeah

Do you know some jerk off send me an email?

He actually counted how many times me in Paul Verzy said dude it was one of the saddest things I ever heard

Why the fuck would you like counted over a hundred times that's what you did

That's what you did with a half hour your life you fucking dope

So

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