Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Count Chocula, Yachting and Rape.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:07.0	September 21st, 2015, what's going on?
0:11.3	How are you?
0:15.3	How you doing?
0:16.3	Just yelled at like, you know, like your mom would yell down the street.
0:19.4	Jeffrey, come to fucking dinner.
0:24.4	Remember that shit when you could play outside?
0:29.2	You know, without adult supervision because people weren't afraid that there was a fucking
0:34.6	pedophile behind every goddamn tree.
0:36.7	Remember that shit?
0:38.5	Your mom would come out and have like a dinner bell and you and your 12 brothers and
0:41.8	sisters would come running up the fucking driveway like cattle.
0:47.8	You know, remember that shit?
0:49.3	You guys all just fucking, you just, the day started, the day fucking started, right?
0:55.6	Your mother would just open the door like get the fuck out of here.
0:59.4	Get out.
1:00.4	That was like parenting back then during summer vacation.
1:02.8	They just opened the door and they let you outside.
1:05.6	They did the same thing with their dogs.
1:07.7	There was no leash law or anything.
1:09.8	You just had like neighborhood dogs.
1:11.8	They just fucking walked around and that's the same thing they did with kids.
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