Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-23-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2021
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Bill rambles about gym showers, Live at MSG, and The Temptations.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:05.8 | Friday Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking it on you. Just checking it on you. |
| 0:14.9 | Seeing how your weeks going. See now it's fucking going. Both my kids got sick and my wife |
| 0:24.4 | got sick and I was just, you know, you know, doing all the fucking vitamins and all of |
| 0:30.0 | that shit. Trying not to get sick. We all got tested. It wasn't in fact going to |
| 0:34.6 | come at the usual shit, right? So, you know, I was laying down in the bed and my daughter |
| 0:43.2 | came in and we were playing around or whatever and she was coughing all over me. So then |
| 0:47.9 | yesterday I woke up and I was like, ah shit. Right? So I canceled everything. The new |
| 0:53.6 | me. The new me. I used to just, if I just would continue, I would, I would fucking go to |
| 1:00.6 | the gym. I'd fucking, you know, do what you do with the gym. You know what I mean? |
| 1:06.3 | Live a double life. Meet some guy in the shower. Give me those stories. People working at |
| 1:14.2 | gyms and they come in. There's a fucking married guy. Chucking some other guy off. Jesus, |
| 1:19.3 | do you think you got fucking problems? You chucking off some guy in a gym because you're |
| 1:27.3 | secretly fucking gay and you're actually going home to a wife and kids. I mean, that's |
| 1:31.4 | them. That's a fucking situation. For the life of me, I will never understand. I will |
| 1:40.2 | never understand why human beings won't let other human beings be who the fuck they are. |
| 1:45.6 | As long as it not hurting anybody, just don't understand the fact that someone has to |
| 1:50.0 | live a fucking life like that. Jesus, to the point that somebody then has to fucking |
| 1:54.6 | walk in on that. And all they're trying to do is get their certificate to be a personal |
| 2:00.0 | trainer. Next thing, you know, they fucking walk in on some gay porn. I mean, that's |
| 2:03.2 | just, you know, he didn't sign up for that. Anyway, I used to just plow through my day. |
| 2:13.2 | Plow through my fuck. Yeah, people, by the way, just let people do what the fuck they want |
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