Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

September 20th, 2021. What's going on?

How are you? How's it going? How are you? Are you doing all right? That's fucking fantastic.

Oh, Billy fucking old face is off the goddamn road.

I'll tell you I was an amazing run of dates. I want to thank everybody that came out. God damn it.

Since I last ran my app on this podcast, you know, you know, one thing I really like is fascinating to me now,

are people that are doing documentaries on themselves. You know what I mean? This is a documentary on me.

Oh, yeah. Who came up with the idea to do that? I did. I've always found myself such an interesting subject.

Is that really? Is it really a documentary when you're the money, you're the subject and you're the money,

like when Hillary Clinton did one on herself. Let's look this up here. I want to look this shit up. This fascinates me.

People who do documentaries on themselves. Let's see what we get here. Let's see what the list is here.

That's just a bunch of nobody's here. No wonder they're doing a documentary. They need people to know who the fuck they are. Wait a minute.

Let's see if I type in Hillary. I mean, you know that like that came. It's just a politician.

You know, Michael Jordan did it. Although I liked his only because everybody was telling his story, all the fucking but her people in the sports press.

Like, what's in critical enough? It's like you guys tore him into asshole. It's whole fucking career. You always had something to talk about after you built them up. Right.

I guess if you're Jordan, it's okay if you do it. You know, why is it okay for Jordan to do it and not Hillary? Is that because she's a woman? No, because she sticks. That's a difference.

She's not the greatest politician of all time. She does not have six rings. Okay.

She was married to somebody who won two rings, two terms. Oh, Billy fresh hands there. Bill Clinton, right? She was married.

Oh, Billy grab us there. She was married to him. He had two terms, right? And then she got, you know, she immediately became a senator, which was fucking hilarious.

You know, she kind of just got that job because of like the last name being Clinton, right?

You're part of a legacy. That's like when somebody goes to Yale and then they got a son who's a fucking dope, but he also gets into Yale. Right.

I'm the just satir and he gets to go to Yale. Right. But like if he had to do it on his own fucking merits, you know what I mean? There is something to be said about that.

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