Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

September 27, 2021. What's going on?

Oh, yeah.

Is it going? How's it going with you? You know, I went out last night to go do some, you know,

do some stand up there because I got red rocks coming up on Thursday there and on my

act because I had a cold last week. So I was like, all right, let me fucking dust off

the rust here, the act so I don't go out and fucking eat my balls out on the road.

All right. You can't take four or five fucking days off and then go out on the road when

people paid to see, you know, you bring in it. You can't just show up and just drop it

at the door, you know, I mean, here's my shit jokes. You can't do that. You got to fucking

kick the door open, right? And you got to shut all over the theater. You got to fucking

do it. So I went out last night and I don't know how it happens, you know, it's like

the sun's out until like fucking 839 o'clock at night almost sometimes. The height of the

summer and then you don't even pay attention. Then all of a sudden somebody mentions, oh,

yeah, we're going to be, you know, turn the clocks, turn the clocks back, you know, a couple

weeks. So last night I was paying attention. Like the fucking sun was going down to like

705. I kind of fucked and I lose two hours of sunlight without even noticing. I'll tell

you how you lose just like, you know, a minute, minute and a half each day. You know what

I mean, it's like being in a relationship. We think everything's going great. You know,

you got your little place you go to, you guys got your little jokes and everything, but

everything seems like it's fine. Every day you're losing a minute and a half of the love

you had for each other. This is getting sad. I should have picked something else. All

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