Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-2-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2021
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Bill rambles about life advice, Vietnam, and spandex crimes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:05.8 | Friday Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking it on you. I'm just swinging by |
| 0:16.3 | to see how you're doing. That's all I'm doing. I'm not poking my head into your world to |
| 0:24.2 | promote my own stuff. Bill Burn at Linux City next week. I came by out of the goodness of my heart |
| 0:31.4 | because I care about you and I want to make sure you're living your best life. People, is it me? |
| 0:41.5 | Not to use a stand-up setup from 30 years ago. Is it me? Or is there a lot of fucking clothing |
| 0:49.8 | out there that has like life advice on it? Like self help? You know, like live fiercely. You know, |
| 1:02.4 | I was walking by this park today and down on the ground, the bottom of like this little fucking |
| 1:07.9 | I don't know what you call it like a Jersey barrier. Down by ground with like a homeless guy would |
| 1:17.1 | pass out. It says love life. First of all, I don't like the fucking tone of that. Love life. |
| 1:27.4 | It's like fuck you. You know, who are you to tell me what to do? I mean, how's how fucked up I am? |
| 1:35.6 | That's how I look at it. I just don't like the tone of it. You could say it a lot more politely. |
| 1:39.2 | You know, if you have the time, take a moment to try and love life, and then you wrote it down there |
| 1:49.7 | with some homeless guy is going to be for some homeless vet or something's going to be fucking sleeping. |
| 1:54.4 | Love life. You're outside. Just how like I just feel like it's I just feel like it's self-serving. |
| 2:03.9 | You know, like I just think a fucking ego maniac wrote it like a narcissist wrote it. Like they have, |
| 2:13.5 | they have, you know, they got everything all figured out. I know I'm going super negative on this |
| 2:18.1 | and I don't give a shit. It's like shut the fuck up. Like what fucking world are you living in? |
| 2:27.6 | All right, you just even there's people out there that are like clinically depressed. It's not |
| 2:30.8 | that they can fucking do about it. Then you walk around the dumb ass shirt. Love life. |
| 2:37.0 | You know, I mean, can you imagine that? Just walk around clinically depressed and you got to |
| 2:40.1 | sit there and make peace with the higher power that why they decided to give you that brain |
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