Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday

September what is it the sixth? I don't know. I'm on the road. I have no idea hang on a second

What the hell's today's date? Do I even have that on my thing? There it is September 6th. Oh

Jesus here we go and guess what?

What?

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boodoo-boodoo

Good it it it's football season everybody. Isn't that fantastic? Isn't that something that you really enjoy?

Maybe it don't

Maybe you're one of those people with the with the with the telescopes

You know

And you don't know you don't know how to talk at a party and everybody's sitting there

And you just waiting for someone in the backyard to look up and be like oh look at that shiny one what's that one?

And something else. Oh, I think that's the it's the North Star, you know

North Star is actually the shard is one of you guys used to sail back to the day

That's what they use navigation and then you finally get the pipe and actually that's not the North Star

That's Jupiter and if you look right to the right of it that's Saturn every

97,000 months their orbits are close enough that they're right next to each other

Really is that true? Yes, it is. Okay. I'm still gonna fuck the guy that thought that was the North Star, but thanks for the information

Maybe you're one of those people, but if you're not

If you're not in your rent to football I had one of the I had one of the best fucking times

I've had watching a foot watching college football in a long time. I was at that

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