Monday Morning Podcast 8-30-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Bill rambles about Florida, skateboarding, and Grandma law suits.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:07.2 | August 30th |
| 0:09.2 | 2021 |
| 0:11.6 | Holy shit the summer is over |
| 0:16.0 | The summer of 2021 is over but thank God for global warming because it will continue right in October |
| 0:22.9 | I'm sorry climate change does that make you feel better? How about climate transitioning? |
| 0:30.5 | How about the climate is living its best life? |
| 0:35.8 | Yeah, that's one good thing. Can you wear white after Labor Day? |
| 0:40.8 | What if it's still 130 degrees out? |
| 0:42.8 | How do you think that climate change is going to affect Halloween and some of the costume choices? |
| 0:53.4 | What are some of the exciting new ones? |
| 0:55.6 | Because I remember back in the day, you go out as a ghost, you'd go out as a vampire with makeup. That's gonna be too much makeup. |
| 1:01.2 | What can the kids look forward to doing this year? Well, they could go out as lifeguards. |
| 1:06.6 | They could go out as Adam and Eve, you know, |
| 1:13.2 | They could maybe you know come over to your friend's house and you could hide in the freezer and then they yell boo and then you get in the freezer and maybe you warm up |
| 1:22.4 | They stick their candy in there before it melts |
| 1:26.1 | Sorry, I'm feeling a little apocalyptic because I just did a I just did a gig out there and Florida man |
| 1:32.2 | And I'll tell you there's a reason why that state is surrounded on three sides by water |
| 1:42.2 | Because only Georgian Alabama can deal with them |
| 1:47.2 | Takes a special |
| 1:49.7 | Special kind of you know what to |
| 1:52.6 | Handle what the fuck is barely hanging on to this country |
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