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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-15-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about doll's feet, rat shit and Jimmy "Garofalo" Garoppolo.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.2

It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning

0:06.7

podcast and I'm just checking it on you.

0:15.4

I'm just checking it on you like a friend, like a pal, just call him to say hello.

0:20.9

You know what I mean?

0:21.9

You know what somebody calls just to say air quote, hello.

0:25.5

And you know, as much as you're sitting there going, oh, you want to believe it.

0:29.5

This is so nice.

0:30.5

He's just saying hello.

0:31.6

The thing is the first seven minutes, the first seven minutes you got to be on pins and

0:35.9

needles like when's it coming?

0:38.1

When's it coming?

0:39.1

When's the favor going to be asked?

0:40.4

I never hear from this motherfucker.

0:42.4

Now he's called, hey, just called to say what's going on?

0:46.1

Blah blah blah blah.

0:47.3

They wind their fucking way around.

0:49.5

They dose.

0:50.5

They do you around the room.

0:51.5

You're like, wow, isn't this nice?

0:52.5

He just called to say hello.

0:54.4

He's really asking me how I'm doing and my wife are doing and then all of a sudden.

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