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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-19-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Patriots, Durham NC and "daring to try.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:06.4

September 19th, 2016. What's going on? How are you? How you doing this morning? How are you?

0:15.2

How was your day? Did you make it through another one? With nothing to say?

0:23.5

Fucking boss come walking in. Hey, Carl, could I play a word with you?

0:28.4

Yeah, go fuck yourself. No, when should I just love to be able to say, yeah, no, no.

0:34.6

I'm not saying you're not my boss, but just not today. All right.

0:38.3

Come on me, late Tuesday, maybe Wednesday. Tell me what, I'll meet you Wednesday for lunch. All right.

0:45.2

Fucking have a word with me Monday morning, you can't. All right.

0:50.2

I'm still coming off the high of being free for a couple of days. You know, that's

0:55.2

for the great thing about Saturday and Sunday. If you do it right, meaning, you know, you're living

1:01.3

within your means. So you're not stressing about bills. You didn't have any fucking kids. So you

1:05.9

got no responsibility on that Saturday and Sunday. You actually get to feel what it's like to be

1:10.7

a trust fund kid. You know, that's what being a trust fund kid is every day is a Saturday or a

1:16.9

Sunday. You know, with just limitless possibilities. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do that.

1:23.8

Hey, I'm not going to do shit. It's phenomenal. You know, so anyways, I fucking got up.

1:32.9

I got up this morning, but I do bad old move. I had to go feed my dog right. I had to take the

1:36.8

thing outside. So I did all of that when I was done, you know, the usual thing. This little house

1:42.8

that we rented, little cute little cottage where they're fixing our fucking kitchen and these guys

1:48.6

are moving right along, which I'm psyched about. You know, they took the whole fucking kitchen out

1:53.6

and then I was on the road for a couple days. I came back and they have all the plumbing done.

1:59.8

Which is fucking great. They got all the copper, copper pipes done and, you know, got rid of all the

2:07.4

galvanized pipe. Siked about that and whatever reason, you know, our sink was just facing cabinets.

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