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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Saturday, being a dope and watching football.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:05.6

Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you.

0:15.3

I almost passed out doing that. I'm just checking in on just seeing how you weeks

0:20.4

going. How's it going, man? You're almost there. You're almost there. You're almost to the

0:25.6

weekend. It's going to be your world again. You're going to get to do side

0:32.1

decide when you wake up. Do side. No, decide. That's the greatest fucking thing

0:39.8

about Saturday morning. You decide. All right, and I don't care if you got kids. I

0:44.9

don't care if you got a wife, you got a husband in this day and I need you to

0:48.5

go ask you and you make I need you to shut the fuck up. You're not the boss of me. It's

0:56.1

Saturday. I'm staying in this fucking bed. I hear the kids crying sweetheart. I hear crying.

1:03.2

What are they crying? They didn't want to fuck their crying about. Huh? They downstairs.

1:09.0

You know, what are they doing right now? What are they crying about? What toy does

1:13.6

somebody want that somebody else say? That's not a life for death situation. I am

1:19.0

going to lay in this fucking bed and I want to get out when I decide. That's what

1:26.1

Saturday's all about. Saturday feeling you have on Saturday morning when you can

1:33.1

basically do whatever the fuck it is you want. Provided the woman in your life is

1:38.4

afraid of you. Choking. You can do whatever it is the fuck you want to do. All right, that

1:48.4

feeling right there, that's the feeling that you should be working towards. Okay. That

1:55.9

misery that Monday through Friday, wake and I got to wake up because I have, because

2:00.3

I fucking I get an agreement with these people down the street that I have to be there

2:04.9

and they have to be able to see my face at this particular fucking time. And I got a

2:10.3

trudging here and do this fucking job. However, on say you get to feel what it's like to

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