Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-1-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2022
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about aggressive robots, the wrong building, and S.U.V.'s.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast |
| 0:07.4 | And I'm just checking it on you |
| 0:12.9 | I'm checking in to see how you're doing if you're a man. I know you're doing just fine |
| 0:19.2 | Cuz it's September first and what is September mean? |
| 0:23.0 | I can't wait I actually woke up this morning by do by dope. I thought it was opening day today and I was like did the fucking bills |
| 0:42.7 | I'm sorry |
| 0:44.3 | Did the bills play the fucking rams to kick off the goddamn 2022 NFL season? |
| 0:50.8 | Is that what I'm thinking? I was the fucking standing on the bed |
| 0:54.7 | Standing over my wife. Do you know what today is? |
| 0:57.2 | Who are two on two ready break? |
| 1:01.4 | She's like um, it's next week |
| 1:04.4 | So I don't you calm the fuck down |
| 1:07.3 | That none of that happened it all happened in my head |
| 1:11.0 | It all happened in my head and in my head my wife was also excited for football season |
| 1:15.2 | But we know that in life you can't have it all because when you have it all then you appreciate nothing |
| 1:22.6 | Okay, it's the struggle |
| 1:24.7 | It's the struggle that makes you appreciate just being able to sit down for fucking half a second and have a cup of coffee |
| 1:32.1 | You know |
| 1:33.6 | I'm very maybe stare out the window as you eat a sandwich |
| 1:38.4 | Right |
| 1:39.8 | If anything you ever fucking wanted was always there there would be no joy |
| 1:44.0 | You know you're in the clouds |
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