Monday Morning Podcast 8-29-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Bill rambles about professional gamblers, walking away muttering, and Hawaiian sports.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:06.0 | August 29, 2022. |
| 0:11.0 | 2022, what's going on? I'm, oh my god, was that the last weekend of the summer? |
| 0:20.0 | Or is it technically Labor Day? Is Labor Day the last weekend of the summer? |
| 0:25.0 | You know I'm excited about, I'm looking out my hotel window. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm in a casino in Maryland right now and I just saw a Southwest jet landing. |
| 0:34.0 | So I was thinking to myself, does that mean the airport is really close? |
| 0:39.0 | You know, but you never know with Southwest because those motherfuckers will land anywhere. |
| 0:44.0 | You know, I mean that in a good way. You know, they go to the alternative airport. |
| 0:50.0 | You know, the mom and pop one where you can show up with like a gun in your bag. |
| 0:54.0 | And they don't figure it out till, I don't know, you got your fucking gun out on the plane or some shit. |
| 1:01.0 | Like you said, I'm going to Dallas, the main one. You go to Dallas Lovefield, just like JFK, |
| 1:06.0 | but you don't rent a convertible, right? You actually drive, you know, a little faster. |
| 1:13.0 | That would be awesome. I'm going home everybody. Oh my god, thank freaking Christ. |
| 1:21.0 | I mean, as much as I enjoyed it out here, I have not been home since August 8th. |
| 1:27.0 | And I've had enough. This is my last big run of the year. |
| 1:32.0 | All right, then we're going to call them all, Billy Slowdown. |
| 1:36.0 | Oh, Billy around the house. You know, oh, Peter Patterf. |
| 1:42.0 | We'd be walking around by pajama bottoms, my slippers. |
| 1:47.0 | I ain't doing shit. Do do do. I ain't doing shit, which means I'll be editing the last bit of the movie. |
| 1:57.0 | Fuck, but it's going to be done. And then that's going to be it. |
| 2:02.0 | And then I am going to fucking, I keep saying this, but it's every time it's like walking up to a mountain, right? |
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