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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the heat, rich people living underground, and fighting the neighbor.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.5

September 5th,

0:10.1

2022.

0:13.3

What's going on? How are you? How you doing? I hope you're doing all right. I'm not doing all right.

0:20.5

I'm in a fucking depressed mood. I really am. I just, you know,

0:25.3

I think the way you stay out of depression is you just give up hope. And then you just sit back and

0:34.8

you just got to fucking laugh at the whole thing. But you can't because there's like kids involved.

0:41.6

You know, Bill, what are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about the

0:45.6

fact it's been over a hundred degrees out and it's going to be that way for like five straight days out

0:49.8

here. And like if you read up on this shit, since the late 1950s, scientists were warning corporations

0:59.6

and politicians that these days were coming, they did fucking nothing about it. They just kept

1:05.2

taking the paychecks from the evil cunts. They started making shit. What is the stuff? Will you

1:12.0

design it to break? Design obsolescence, whatever the fuck that they did. So you just had to keep throwing

1:20.0

your shit out. They put repairmen out of business. You just had to keep buying the new thing. If you

1:25.3

just kept throwing the shit in the ocean. And now here we are. Here we are, right? And then what are

1:32.9

these fucking news corporations going to do who allegedly love this country and are allegedly

1:38.5

trying to steer us into a bluer or redder future, whatever the fuck their politics are? What are

1:44.5

they doing? Nothing. All they're going to do is just do what they do to make money is scare the

1:49.3

herd. Now you're going to see a bunch of fucking articles about water and the scarcity of water

1:54.0

and all of that. And they're just going to pit us against each other. Is there up there banging

1:58.7

hookers? Eating crap! I give up. I fucking give up. It was easier to give up when you could just go

2:09.3

outside. But like the level of fucking... I mean I went outside this morning to shut off the lights,

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