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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2017

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about golf, scammers and hand jobs.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:03.0

It's Bill Burns, time for the Thursday afternoon,

0:05.3

just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.

0:07.9

And I'm just checking in on you.

0:13.0

Just checking in to see how your days going,

0:14.7

give me a quick, some fucking half hour of laughs.

0:17.7

You know, keep me in your thoughts and in your prayers.

0:23.5

You're in our thoughts and you're in our prayers.

0:25.9

Speaking of that, Houston, Texas.

0:28.8

All right, I got a warning for everybody.

0:31.2

All right, there's going to be a whole bunch of people

0:35.3

making money off that fucking devastation down there.

0:40.3

All right, be careful where you send your money in

0:42.8

because people are going to make videos.

0:44.8

They're going to have your bottom lip quivering.

0:46.6

You're going to feel bad for them

0:48.0

and the family fucking dog.

0:49.3

Just make sure it's getting to those people.

0:53.1

New York Times put out a list of shit.

0:55.2

That's legit.

0:57.0

All right, fucking sat there and somebody sent me something

1:02.4

of this woman saying she was a single mom with two kids,

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