Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday. What is it? August 28th, 2017. What's going on? Oh, yeah. What's

up? Sorry. It was obnoxious. I understand. I understand. But I got to make the

lady shut it off first, right? Oh my God. Who is this guy yelling? Why would

you want to listen to that when you could see? And you could just sit and watch

reality television with myself. Listen to a bunch of broads fucking yelling at

each other. It's unreal. It's unreal. My wife watches that shit all the time.

All the fucking time you come home and it's just like it's like they live with us.

You know what I mean? Me and my wife, we get along great, you know, but you

wouldn't know it. Walking up the fucking front, walk to the house. You hear like

five women screaming at each other, you know? It's just like, well, are we hosting

the Jerry Springer show? What's going on? You know, open the door and she's

watching the real housewives of who gives a fuck? The real housewives of Trenton.

The real housewives of Dayton, Ohio, wherever the hell they are, wherever they are,

whatever city they're in, the real housewives, they got fake tits, they got big

ass fucking, they got ass injection lips, they got the fucking Botox. It's

unbelievable. I'm bleeding to my way there. Real housewives, grand rapids, you

like, there's not going to be some Hollywood shit guy. And there it is. Why is

everybody walking around acting like there's some aging actress? You know what I

mean? And they somehow they have to look good for what the fuck are you looking?

You're you're a 50 year old mom. Just be a mom. Relax. It's over. You landed a

guy. He knocked you up. All the laws are in your favor. For God's sakes, go have a

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