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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-27-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about yoga pants, folding the tent, and being a fat bastard.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.4

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:12.0

What's going on everybody? How are you? You're making it through another week.

0:20.6

You're your Joe six pack. You're putting your fucking panties on one

0:24.6

least leg at a time. Why would you have legs on your panties? Well, maybe you

0:30.4

were raised right and you're not like all these hoos on the social media with

0:36.7

half their fucking clams hanging out of the back of their yoga pants. It's her

0:41.3

body. If she's proud of her vagina, it wants to make it look like a sock pop

0:46.6

in its side of her sweat pants. That's her business. You know, upon further

0:51.6

review, I've looked back at my comments about women's vaginas that I've never

0:56.2

met and I'm disgusted with myself and I'd like to apologize and say that I am

1:00.9

now an ally of having your vagina lip showing through your yoga pants. See

1:09.0

that people? You see how that works? That is the power of all of these social

1:14.5

justice warriors. I just had made the ignorant statement. I canceled myself. I

1:20.6

then apologized and became an ally all by myself.

1:26.2

Don't know much about this bullshit, but I do know I don't give a fuck. Oh my

1:34.0

God. Maybe I'm talking about the vag lips there. Not because of why you think.

1:41.4

Not because I'm a bold ignorant sexist tossing like no, Karen, eater of dolphin meat.

1:53.3

Dude, I saw a fucked up video. I don't know. All these boats were driving these

1:57.8

fucking dolphins or something. Proposes or orcas or something into the fucking

2:03.4

the cold there. Oh, they made a movie about it. And these fucking guys were in the

2:08.7

goddamn water. Just like putting them in head locks and stabbing them in the

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