Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Bill rambles about Chicago, School House Rock, and avoiding violence.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 31st, |
| 0:07.6 | 2020. This is it. It's the last day of summer. |
| 0:14.0 | Not really, but it is. I always felt that way as a kid if it was the last day of August, |
| 0:20.0 | September meant only two things. Yeah, to go back to school and what football came back, |
| 0:31.0 | even though there was a little bit of exhibition football, that they would show very, |
| 0:36.4 | very little of, you know, when I was a kid. They didn't show that bullshit. |
| 0:40.8 | You know, there wasn't a bunch of people playing fantasy football trying to break down who the |
| 0:45.4 | fucking top three running backs are or who you want to add to your team. I'm actually thinking |
| 0:49.4 | about playing it this year. You know, I know a disturbingly few names in the NFL where I used to |
| 0:59.8 | know them all back in my football card collecting days. So I don't know. It's, you know, I don't |
| 1:06.4 | know if it's because I'm old or whatever. Keep talking about this on podcast. The names have just |
| 1:10.2 | gotten so fucking difficult. You know, when hockey, I mean, he always had the French guy names, |
| 1:15.7 | but the other Pierre, Jacques, you know, Claude, it wasn't too hard. Those Russian finish fucking, |
| 1:24.0 | oh my god, with the four fucking consonants in a row and then the letter Y that I guess is |
| 1:29.3 | sometimes a vowel. I've just never been able to get caught up with that and, you know, and then, |
| 1:37.8 | I don't know, just black and white dudes. They just got, they got all different names for when I |
| 1:44.0 | was a kid. You know, white guys were Mike, John, Bill, Bob, you know, black dudes with a old |
| 1:51.8 | school Leon, Hank, you know, simple, Mel, Miles. Now I don't know, it's like fucking, it's like you |
| 1:59.4 | take nine names, you put them all together and then white kids are like, they're all named after like |
| 2:04.8 | either attitudes or like obscure cities or states, you know, or descriptions, you know, Hunter, |
| 2:15.4 | Dakota. I don't know. Are they really named that Bill? I don't fucking know, maybe that's |
| 2:20.5 | probably because I'm just old. I have no idea, but you know, there was something exciting about |
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