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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Chappelle's camp in Ohio, the East India Trading Company, and funeral arrangements.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.3

It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, August 24th,

0:07.8

2020.

0:09.3

What is going on and how are you?

0:12.5

How is it going people?

0:13.9

You know, it's getting towards the end of the summer, right?

0:17.1

It's one of the last weekends where you can wear your white on whites.

0:22.5

Do you think that's going to move with global warming?

0:25.0

Is that an idea I'd discussed before?

0:26.5

I don't know.

0:27.5

I woke up this morning and for some reason I had filthy sonatra songs in my head, you

0:33.3

know, which is basically Frank Sinatra songs, but you can't remember the words.

0:38.2

So, you know, if you're ignorant like me, you just throwing curse words to.

0:42.2

I'd just been walking around my house just singing like, come fly with me.

0:47.6

You big fat fucking whore.

0:50.8

And if you stew something else and you're fucking snore, then I'm kicking you out of

0:57.1

my suite because it's the 1960s and I'm running fucking shit.

1:05.6

Come fly with me.

1:07.7

You're weighing down the plane.

1:10.8

Something like that, my wife's going, what the fuck are you saying?

1:13.6

What's he goes, what are you saying?

1:15.6

That's a jitter.

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