Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-26-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2021
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Bill rambles about flying solo, kids fighting back, and guns.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm just checking in on you. I'm just checking in on you. Oh, Billy frustrated face today. All the frustration. |
| 0:24.0 | The God damn frustration. I'll tell you right now, there's just not enough hours in the day. |
| 0:32.0 | You know, do you think they you think they used to say that during caveman days? Yeah, it's just not enough hours during the day. |
| 0:40.0 | Now, we fucking slaughtered that prehistoric fucking piece of meat. No, we can just sit around. We just eat this for the next few days. |
| 0:48.0 | Keep your head on a swivel. Make sure no saber to tiger comes around. We're good. |
| 0:52.0 | What's the problem? |
| 0:55.0 | So how it works nowadays? I'll tell you right now. It's just ain't how it works. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm trying to get to the fucking gym this week. Just has not been working out because, you know, my car got a flat tire. |
| 1:10.0 | And then, you know, I had to get the flat tire fucking, you know, the tire got all fucking, you know, I don't know what happened. |
| 1:16.0 | I need a front end alignment. Oh, Jesus, we open the hood. It turns out now, I don't know if there was some sort of road in and there, but it ate up some of your fucking wires. |
| 1:27.0 | Jesus Christ. Who knew? Who knew? There was so many problems. You know what I'll tell you this? God damn cat. |
| 1:35.0 | I don't know who owns it. Who knows who owns the fucking cat, right? |
| 1:40.0 | Those fucking things, those hoes all over the neighborhood. |
| 1:46.0 | Figured there was a nice goddamn cat around, right? Smell of the thing. |
| 1:51.0 | Would scare off the rats and the fucking mice, you know, but I don't know what happened. |
| 1:56.0 | I went back east for 10 days. I come back. One of them decided to crawl up into my, if that's even what happened. |
| 2:04.0 | I don't know what happened, but all I know was they were supposed to take it over there. Supposed to put a new tire on the fucking rim. |
| 2:12.0 | They're supposed to put the rim back on the car and I was supposed to be on my way and next thing, you know, you know, |
| 2:17.0 | it's like you go in for a sore throat. Next thing, you know, they tell you you got to ask cancer. |
| 2:22.0 | So that's what happened with the car. So I'm still waiting for the goddamn thing, you know, which has been inhibiting my ability to get over to the gym. |
| 2:32.0 | And, you know, wait, like a fucking pig on my vacation the first three days, I got my 10,000 steps in and then the last fucking six days, I got my 10,000 calories in. |
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