Monday Morning Podcast 8-23-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Bill rambles about getting 'the look', sharks vs. helicopters, and Australia.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday |
| 0:06.5 | August 23rd |
| 0:08.5 | 2021 what's going on? Oh, yeah |
| 0:13.4 | I love saying how why yeah, I always say how are you but you know after 10 days in Massachusetts? It's it it it it it warms my heart |
| 0:22.3 | Oh my god, I'm back in LA |
| 0:25.1 | Which I'm not gonna lie to you |
| 0:27.1 | All right when we were on you know |
| 0:32.3 | The little fucking |
| 0:34.8 | The last little part of the flight what I'd be called it our approach into LAX and I looked out the window |
| 0:40.9 | And I just saw the fucking you know smoke from the fires from God knows where |
| 0:47.4 | I was like Jesus Christ |
| 0:50.4 | What did I just leave what did I move to? |
| 0:54.1 | You know |
| 0:56.1 | If I just had more of a normal childhood I just could have just stayed you know what but I would have stayed there and I wouldn't have appreciated it |
| 1:04.0 | That's the thing right now you think people live in Wakefield understand how great their life people up in marble head. They don't know |
| 1:11.6 | They don't know |
| 1:13.1 | They've just always been there |
| 1:15.1 | Okay, they're red chest and they're even brown or freckles every year on their chest right above their cleavage man boobs |
| 1:22.1 | Attitties whatever you fucking preference right they don't know |
| 1:27.3 | Walking around and boat shoes |
| 1:30.4 | Getting there I'm team fucking lobster roll not question it |
| 1:34.1 | Not questioning why in 2021 we still have to boil those poor crustaceans crustaceans alive |
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