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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-25-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Toronto, diagonal walkers, and Taxi Driver.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:06.4

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on you. What's going

0:19.6

on? How are ya? You know what I'm doing right now? I'm sitting in the dock. I'm

0:29.0

sitting in the dock. I'm waiting to do a show in Toronto. I am at the whatever

0:35.8

the fuck they call this place. The Scotia. Nice to know. Scotia Center. Fucking

0:42.5

bell-packed fucking tweeter fucking target center Maple Leafs building. It's my

0:51.0

second night here and a friend of my my drum teacher came in with some blue

1:01.4

Vista lights early 70s. The the the event center was fucking empty and I came in

1:12.4

and I got to tell you something man. Oh fucking Billy Bonham foot is hanging

1:18.7

around. Oh Billy triplets. Oh fucking William Twinkle Toes. The muscle memory

1:26.9

was still there. I mean it sounds like shit. It sounds like you know a standup

1:31.3

comedian who's also a dad who doesn't have time or any musical ability is

1:35.3

playing him or the ability to say ability. Jimmie get fucking stuck on that word

1:40.4

ability which is weird because the middle of that word is my name. You think I

1:47.8

could say it anyway so I sat down for like an hour and I just smashed the

1:56.9

shit out of them. They sounded great. Thank you to Josh Davy Litches friend up here

2:03.5

who brought in his own kid. Not only did you bring the kid in he had a friend

2:09.6

his on the bass drum head the the front bass drum there had him put a a BB on

2:17.6

there. Well instead of B.R. like Buddy Rich which was cool. So I went up there

2:23.4

and just fucking bashed for like an hour. It was so much goddamn fun because

2:29.2

usually I just sort of do you know one show and then leave but this is you know

2:36.0

an incredible turnout here in Toronto so thank you to everybody and you know

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