Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 22nd, 2022.

What's going on? How are you doing?

Hey, how the fuck are you doing?

I'm recording this on Tuesday, a day late. I apologize.

I apologize to one at all. I know I didn't mean to offend anybody.

By claiming that Tuesday is Monday, I identify as Tuesday.

Tuesday identifies as Monday.

Yeah, I just had a fucking one of those travel days yesterday. You know, I was flying out of Boston, Logan.

And I woke up in the morning, but I do, but I do. And I saw all the clouds.

And it started to rain and I knew it was going to suck.

Yeah, it fucking just one of those days.

Oh my God, in your field, I've rippened someone's head off.

Did anybody see that? Did I talk about that? Yeah, I already talked about that.

That fucking three-part documentary about Woodstock 99.

It's kind of an amazing thing where nobody on any level from the bands to the promoters, to the audience members.

Nobody took responsibility for what the fuck happened though.

I feel like all the people that snuck into the event in 1969 and 1994 should have apologized.

Promoters should have apologized. And the bands should have said, yeah, maybe we should have said, hey everybody, just remember.

Look out for each other out there. This is about peace and love instead of just fucking winding them up.

Even more, or my favorite was just everybody being like, yeah, it just felt really fucked up.

So we just got the fuck out of there.

It felt like someone was going to get hurt. So I left.

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