meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 125 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bill rambles about modified mosquitos, stand-up in the woods, real karate.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

0:05.9

Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you, checking in to see how you're

0:12.8

doing. What's up sports fans? Fans of many sports. What are you guys doing? What are you

0:19.4

watching? Watching the NBA? Watching the, uh, the fucking NHL? I a watching Major League

0:24.6

baseball. I'm just excited that it's back. I'm not excited that that fucking air conditioner

0:29.7

just cranked right in the beginning of this, uh, whatever. It's better than sitting

0:34.8

outside and the fucking hate. She at all them miskeiters. Um, Joe Rogan just fucking

0:41.5

Instagram something terrifying. Something about a bunch of genetically altered mosquitoes.

0:47.6

Now in theory, it seems like it's going to work that these fucking miskitos go out and

0:52.4

they breed with these genetically, I think they sterile. Is that Cheryl? Are they sterile?

0:59.5

Sterile, Cheryl? I have a friend named Cheryl and she's got plenty of babies. Why would

1:04.0

you introduce that? It's bad enough that white women just lost the name Karen. Now you're

1:10.7

going to try to take away Cheryl? What next? Nancy? Um, genetically altered mosquitoes.

1:23.9

What's the end game, everybody? I swear to God, you guys remember that show Breaking

1:28.0

Bad? Of course you do. All right, spoiler alert. No. Um, remember everything Walter

1:34.2

White did to fix a problem, just created another problem. Um, 750 million genetically

1:40.0

engineered mosquitoes approved. All right, what is the purpose of this? And why weren't

1:47.8

we allowed? This is one of these things like why aren't we allowed to vote on this?

1:51.7

Hey, man, like we're going to just start making genetically altered mosquitoes. Ah, Jesus

1:58.2

Christ. I'm in the middle of nowhere right now. My first road gig at a long time and I

2:01.7

got, I got country, I got that country ass internet. What's your, what's your rush, city

2:07.6

boy? We got a whole fucking day out here. You know, Jesus didn't have internet. Um, look

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.