Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, August 17th,

2020, what's going on? How are you?

How you doing? How's it going? The world is opening up, man. I got the fucking playoff, so I got the hockey playoff song in the background.

St. Louis Blues in the Vancouver, Knucks going into overtime.

Over time. I've been watching all the fucking hockey I possibly can watch with two kids under the age of four.

Obviously watching my Boston Bruins.

Great victory over Carolina fun series so far there to one.

Tukarovsk, man, that was like the big thing. He was just like, yes, his boring and blah blah blah.

It's not real hockey and that type of stuff. Then I found out his wife was pregnant. He wanted to spend time with I get it, man.

Come on. You know, what are you going to do? You know, fucking play hockey, you know, and with no crowd.

They're in a fucking pandemic. You got a kid coming, you know, I don't know. Whatever. He helped win us a cup. I'm good with that guy.

He comes back. I got no fucking problem with it. I'm sure there's going to be some hotheads out there, but there's always hot heads.

There's always people flipping out. Jesus Christ. Is that what the fuck is that guy's name? Elias Peterson is the whitest dude.

I've ever seen in my fucking life. Jesus Christ.

Hitler wouldn't even believe that they could be somebody that white.

The fuck.

And by the way, I'm going to tell you something. These fucking dudes in the NHL were obviously still practicing

because some of the goals that I have seen, like I know I grew up watching some great players, but the fucking level of sniper

that it seems like the average player is, I mean, there's barely the goal tend to barely any space.

And they had just top corner.

Fucking left and right, but right, you know, between the body and the arm. God forbid. They got to go east west with their fucking arms.

Like they're trying to like they jumped off a fucking, I don't know, one of those gymnasts when they jump up in the air and they get their body together.

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