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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles with the One Man Thrillride about wrestling, depressing news, and shitty promoters.

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0:00.0

Alright, hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for a very special episode of the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast.

0:13.5

And when I say I have a special episode, that means I have a special guest and I have had a lot of special guests over the years here on this podcast, but I don't think anybody gets more special in this guy.

0:27.2

Local legend, yes, the greatest professional wrestler to come out of the New England area. Please welcome Trilly Dilly, the one man thrill ride to the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast. What's going on?

0:41.7

It's up Bill. It's been a long time since we hung out and like this Me Too Movement man, it's changed a lot of things.

0:47.2

It's going in hot. Yeah, absolutely. At this Me Too Movement, like I have this new mandatory policy, right? Any time I meet up with one of my bumble breezes and bring them back to the smash factory for you know, 25 minute thunder claps,

1:03.2

all sexual activity needs to be filmed in full 8k to confirm consent and it's an awkward conversation, but don't get me wrong. I have like a 10 terabyte hard drive that would put bang bros out of business shout out to my exes. Yup, that was easy.

1:18.2

All right, so there you go. That's going to be the energy that we're going to be coming with here. We're going to plow at you. You know, one of the great characters, I got to tell you some I first discovered you on the internet when you were doing your baseball promos.

1:33.2

Yes, talking about your laser light show rounded second base while your girlfriends looking at me. Yeah, you got a sunken in chest. I could eat a bowl of soup out of our cereal or something like that. I was just like, who the hell is this guy?

1:45.2

And just as a comedian and a fan of wrestlers and the over the top personalities, I immediately became a fan. So I am thrilled to have the thrill right here on my podcast. I appreciate it.

1:56.2

And that's the one thing that we hung out at Ruff and Routing since then like the pandemic hit mentioned the terabyte hard drive, you know, I have 2500 and 69 hours of explosive sexual content. And during the pandemic, I had an opportunity to isolate and go through each and every scene and put them in a distinct categories like, for instance, like squirters, which of course are all of them shout out to my exes.

2:20.2

So I didn't get them on that one. No, I'm fascinated by your life that you live in here. Yeah, the thrill, thrill, I can go for a while.

2:30.2

I think so. I mean, the way I wrestle, I'm a retro guy. I'm a retro electro guy. That's my theme music. I used to have the absolute savage. Look now, I'm my army vice because that's that's more who I am. I watched those Austin A&E documentaries about, you know, it starts off. It was so captivating. He goes, you know,

2:48.2

what's the difference between Steve Austin and Stone call? He's like, well, the difference between Steve Austin, Stone call and Nikki Pazie's like, shit, son, I don't know the difference. So I'm like, that's where I'm at. I'm just being myself now, you know.

2:59.2

So, okay, favorite car from the 80s when you were coming up. Oh God. I might go too far back because I'm old as shit. Yeah, it was born in 84, like 84. Fuck, all right, favorite car than 90s.

3:11.2

So what, so you were born in the 80s. I was born in the 80s. Yeah, you're wearing the hat. Looks like Miami Vice like two years after you were born. So how did that happen? Older brother?

3:21.2

No, no, I was the oldest of family. I was just, I always loved old school wrestling. I grew up in Fox bro. Well, I grew up in Mansfield, moved over to Fox bro. My uncle Joe and my grandmother for a little while. And like, he was a die-hard wrestling fan. And he had, you know, every single pay-per-view that was on VHS. So like, I got into wrestling watching like the 80s stuff.

3:38.2

Oh, wow. Yeah. So, now did you ever go? Yeah. So the home, I wrote that, I wrote a movie. And the opening scene is, you know, tickets to the Survivor Series in 1993, which was in the last pay-per-view in the Boston Garden.

3:54.2

And then I went to the 2000 King of the Ranked Tournament, when Kurt Angle won it in the Rock one the belt. And then this week, and I worked with Kurt Angle and drove it. Did you really? Yeah. Well, sort of. So I introduced him. It was probably the loudest pop I've ever heard in pro wrestling when he came out. And I was in the center of the ring for it. He was one of my heroes growing up. So it was a real cool experience.

4:16.2

And then, but if you know anything about wrestling with them, teaching wrestling school is, it's more important to get Kurt Angle to the airport in time that it is to have a good segment with him.

4:25.2

So I'm in the car, right? I got Sergeant Slotter in the front seat and Kurt Angle in the back seat. You all American meat missile driving. It was the most American car ride in the history of professional wrestling.

4:37.2

We're in traffic from New York, from New Jersey, trying to get to the New York airport. And I pull into the fucking hotel in Kurt Angle. And we're having a great conversation, Kurt and I, and then all of a sudden, he's kind of studying piss. He's like, dude, I'm supposed to go to the airport. It was like a miscommunication.

4:50.2

I don't know. I was like, yeah, he seems a fuck, man. We're going to get it. I do not want nuclear. I got the more heat with everybody in pro wrestling. Like the last thing I want is heat with Kurt Angle. So I'm like, Sergeant, I need your brother. And like, Sergeant, I know worries. I know how to get this.

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