Monday Morning Podcast 8-16-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Bill rambles about parenting with tablets, the French marathon runner, and Wendy's.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:07.9 | August 17th no August 16th today's Monday. What's going on? |
| 0:18.1 | Sorry, I'm up in the fucking attic at this house |
| 0:22.4 | You know |
| 0:24.0 | I'm still on vacation here |
| 0:26.0 | Enjoying myself. I apologize for the echo. There's nothing I could fucking do about it |
| 0:32.6 | But even if there wasn't an echo wouldn't it wouldn't you complain about something else? |
| 0:37.2 | You know wouldn't you be like oh, you know |
| 0:40.7 | Good podcast, but what was up with the travel? |
| 0:44.3 | All right, first of all |
| 0:47.0 | You know |
| 0:49.0 | Anyway, well, what the fuck do you want for me? All right, I'm not somebody that has a crew. I |
| 0:56.1 | Don't have a parsie. I don't have an ensemble |
| 1:01.2 | Or an entourage like fucking do this shit wherever I can do it. So sometimes it sounds good. Sometimes it doesn't |
| 1:10.8 | Oh, man, you know what I fucking saw today really just annoyed the fucking shit out of me |
| 1:15.0 | Oh my god, it's just fucking bugged the shit out of me |
| 1:19.5 | It bugged the shit out of me. Oh did it bug the fucking shit out of me some stupid fucking post |
| 1:26.4 | You know where mothers are complaining once again about how they have no fucking help Jesus fucking Christ |
| 1:34.5 | They're they're unbelievable. It's a say when a kid and then they have a kid they're like I didn't know it was work |
| 1:41.4 | I'm so tired |
| 1:48.4 | You just all fucking slapping each other on the goddamn back about how hard they work and all of this fucking shit |
| 1:55.9 | You go find that fucking post out there about fathers |
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