Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2021
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Bill rambles about the Wilbur show, Spider-man, and swimming in the ocean.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday. |
| 0:05.7 | Money, morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:10.2 | Just checking in on you. See, you know, you weeks going. How is your week going? Hey, hey, hey, how's it going? |
| 0:17.3 | Hey, how about those fucking red socks? I won 28 last night. |
| 0:20.3 | Seems impressive and then you look and they gave up seven runs in the ninth inning. |
| 0:24.3 | We're up 20 to one, they had one and three quarter grand slams, I guess, in the ninth inning. |
| 0:30.0 | I don't know what happened, but I'll tell you why the red socks won. I'll tell you why because they dug deep |
| 0:35.7 | because they didn't get down in themselves and most importantly because I didn't watch the game. |
| 0:41.7 | I literally feel like it jinks. |
| 0:44.9 | I've been watching since the last devil race series, right? |
| 0:49.2 | Where we got swept and I've missed, they've won three games. |
| 0:55.6 | They won one game against Detroit. They won one game against Toronto and they won last night. |
| 1:01.4 | I've watched every other fucking game. |
| 1:05.6 | So I think it's me getting superstitious, man. You get superstitious when your team loses. |
| 1:10.9 | When your team's winning, you don't give a fuck you walking all around the room. |
| 1:14.8 | You know what I mean? You're sticking your head in, you don't give a shit, you go out in the oil, |
| 1:18.5 | I'll get yourself a roast beef sandwich, whatever the fuck you're doing. |
| 1:22.2 | But when they're losing, you just sit there watching the game afraid to shift your weight if they're up by fucking two runs. |
| 1:30.4 | That's a wide bet. So what a crazy game. |
| 1:34.3 | Three in the first inning, two in the second inning, five in the fourth, four in the fifth. |
| 1:40.6 | Fucking games over. That's that's 14 to nothing. 14 to one. |
| 1:44.8 | And then they score six runs in the eighth to be up 20 to one and then they give up seven runs in the top of the ninth. |
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