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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 8-9-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Bill rambles about fast foods, cyclists, and laughter bans.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:06.0

August 9, 2021. What's going on? How's it going with you? How you hanging in there? Jesus Christ.

0:18.0

I got to give a shout out right now. Right now to news junkies. I don't know how you guys do it.

0:27.0

I don't know how the fuck you, how the fuck, how the fuck do you just sit around, stay in and formed?

0:34.0

Look at this shit. Jesus Christ. Like I looked up, I don't feel like I didn't really do much this week.

0:42.0

Not than that exciting. I got to talk to myself for an hour. You know, what am I going to fucking talk about?

0:48.0

Let's see what's in the news. Dixie Fire mushrooms into second largest wildfire in California history.

0:56.0

Dixie Fire continues to burn, but these residents are staying. Dixie Fire rages into northern California record books.

1:06.0

Biden's infrastructure bill crawls towards Senate passage. Is anything that's a, and then I don't know.

1:14.0

I don't want to get into politics. Dessentists, whoever this guy is and they have the most grumpy as looking photo ever. This guy is starting to build his stature in 2025.

1:25.0

He says he disagrees on mask mandates. He's kids are wearing masks.

1:32.0

The amount of people who not only don't even own a microscope or even have a paris scrubs.

1:44.0

You know, unless they went to some Halloween party who are literally questioning doctors. It's just at this point it's just hilarious.

1:51.0

What do you know? These fucking pieces shit politicians. He knows that that's what his fan base wants him to do. So that's what the fuck he's going to do.

2:03.0

Unbelievable.

2:06.0

Brock Obama celebrates 60th birthday bash. After scaling back guest list because of COVID concerns. Slash people who may or may not have gone to Epstein Island. The Taliban has seized two more provincial capitals in the Afghanistan as the US exit nearest.

2:26.0

Not one uplifting story yet. I guess Trump Obama turned 60 that part was good. They just got to scale back his guest list of other fucking murderers and you know, because they don't want to get sick.

2:40.0

Sorry. I don't pay attention to the news. It only's me. Trump's acting attorney general revealed frightening activity at justice department.

2:51.0

The rule of law pushing back against Trump's big lie. And then finally the surprise band Jimmy Page once called his favorite American group. It's little feet.

3:02.0

And then there's a boxing match and then Bruins way too early. Bruins opening night lineup.

3:09.0

And then there's a roster projections and these are the ones that says for you. Like here's the shit you should be paying attention to recommended based on your interests.

3:21.0

Oh, I did get the Trump one. That surprised me. The rule of law pushing back. I got a CNN one. After all the things I said about them. That's amazing. Maybe they're trying to.

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